Seeing as Varuni clearly couldn’t get the job done, I’ve taken it upon myself to write the best “about me” possible, well it’s not about me but you get the idea. Now first order of business let’s just get this clear, I would rather drink poison then do someone else’s homework for them (although that wouldn’t be a really effective way of dying seeing as I’m immune due to careful practice of mithridatism but you get the idea) but life has been rather dull now that I am no longer a spy in the Court of shadows, so I do this out of pure boredom. Now where to start, I could say so much. But let me just say this, I see so much of myself in Varuni and how she has grown. Like me she was an independent and perseverant child, learning to ride a bike and getting back up even after falling into a sewer drain in her favorite pair of shorts. Albeit she cried but so did I when I saw my parents get murdered by my now step-father (as I said we have so much in common). Like me she has many talents and interests, we both adore animals (I’m definitely partial to the flesh-eating horses) and she devours any book within a mile just like I devour my enemies (although the interest in reading is more similar to my twin Taryn, yuck!). But unlike the devil incarnate (cough Taryn cough) Varuni doesn’t stab people in the back and wouldn’t steal your dress just because she was supposedly getting engaged at the party she was attending. Sorry I clearly drifted off topic, ignore that. I have to get going now, Cardan set his tail on fire again, so to conclude Varuni is truly delightful and one I would be honored to have kill for me, but I suspect that she would rather sit in the royal library, hopefully she uses it to find new undiscovered way of killing a man (she seriously needs a library at her house) and I could go on and on but alas my queenly duties await so I bid you all adieu. 

Jude Duarte

High Queen of Elfhame